Incorrect POTC Quotes

Barbossa: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

Jack: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?

Jack: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Will: So when are we gonna tell them?

Jack: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Jack: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Jack: What? I'm not aggressive!

Jack: So, what are we doing?

Jack: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?

Jack: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.

Will: Why is James crying on the floor?

*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*

Will: I'm cold

James: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?