I Can Write About Anime Titties Too!!

This is literally the funniest thing these people could ever do. I hope it’s not too short or bad. I’m sorry this took so long too. Please enjoy though!💕

Ps sorry for the lack of proof reading bc it’s 6 am and I didn’t sleep last night

The Girl Without a Name

Our beloved trio finds themselves stopping in a nearby town to collect some much needed supplies. They were truly astounded by the sweet little town near the water; it’s people were very welcoming, had many fresh and local goods, there was even a large gazebo where people could sit and just be. The town was so much different from Gresit, and it was too enticing for them all to not agree to stay for a while.

They went there separate ways to fulfill the errands need or simply just to explore (keep in mind no one intended to talk to anyone and actually make a connection in this way at least)

Sypha went to the market place to get food for the three of them when a beautiful lady asked her if she wanted flowers; she didn’t need them, but she couldn’t say no to her either.

“A youthful woman such as yourself would only be more wonderful with my flowers, please. Allow me to steal some of your time?”

Sypha was taken with the woman indeed, talking with her about the village and her travels as she placed babies breath and daisies in her strawberry blonde locks

When she left, she had forgotten to get her groceries but left the marketplace with a flutter in her heart and heated cheeks

When the woman encountered Trevor, she had brought a flower basket with chamomile and lavender to the bartender who was serving Trevor

He had almost choked on his drink when he heard her laugh at a joke the bartender said, and decided he wanted to hear it again

He managed to succeed with a really shitty joke that Alucard prolly would have clowned on his ass for executing, but since he wasn’t there he was safe

Trevor was indeed shocked when she managed to see his family crest and not have her hate him

“You’re really a Belmont?! I thought you were all wiped out!? That’s truly astounding..!” She marvels at him

“Yeah well what can I say? We’re just that strong” 😉 says Trevor, the GOAT at flirting

She buys him a tankard and sits with him as she asks him about his travels and life, trying not to ask too much

Trevor leaves the bar with not only nice buzz from the alcohol, but a high from talking with such and beautiful woman

The day turns to dusk as Alucard’s sitting in front of a quaint bookstore and reading when the woman walks his way holding a yellow rose with a small piece of paper attached to the stem

“Hello sir, I’m sorry to bother you in the middle of your reading. Hopefully when you’ve finished, you could join the towns people and I in the square for the celebration of Spring?”

He’s already taken at the sound of her voice that he forgets that book and it’s contents and holds his hand out to take the Rose, brushing his hand against hers in the process

“I would love to attend, but please. Tell me what your celebration looks like..” he wants her attention even in this small way

He gets so much more when she beckons him to follow her as she passes out flower invites to elders and children, talking to him about the festival

Alucard’s heart literally bursts when she tells him “Oh, you look like you could use some fun. You’d do well to come.”

At that, he challenges“What about me makes me look as if I don’t have enough fun?” She simply laughs

“You’re so serious! Give me a genuine smile and I’ll retract my last statement.” She smirks back at him and at her chivalry, he does because she reminded him of Lisa

She takes her leave of him but she does stay in his thoughts for the remainder of the evening

When nighttime finally rolls around, our lovely trio meets back up and makes their way to the town square where civilians of every age dance, eat, sing and converse amongst themselves

The three have a generally good time but can’t help but silently question each other about their hypervigilance; the three catch each other looking around frantically at some point looking for the woman they each encountered

When they’ve spent a decent amount of time at the festival, they all begin to lose faith in her being real and give bullshit excuses about wanting to leave when she rushes up with a smile on her face and dressed head to toe in festive garb

“Hello you three! I had no idea, you all travelled together..? Oh, I hope you aren’t leaving the festival, I’ve only just found you!” She says.

“Ah, no! I wasn’t leaving I was hoping to find you!” Says Sypha, leaning forward slightly with a hopeful smile.

“Yeah, I looking for you also!” Trevor steps forward a bit, without realizing

“I think we were all looking for you, to be honest.” And once he said that? It was over for the three

But before they could say anything about them liking her, the woman interrupts the becoming awkward silence

“Aw, you three are so sweet! I’m actually supposed to be meeting up with my partner to dance, but if you stay longer I’m sure they would be happy to meet you all!”

With that she bid them goodbye

Soon after the initial shock wore off, Sypha said “Did we really..?”

Trevor filled in the blanks “...fall for the same woman?”

I just wanted to hop on here and say that I’m still active and wringing in case people are like “where tf she go?!” Nah I’m still here and working on your prompts/matchups if you sent anything in. It’s coming out soon this weekend.

Schools been asscheels lately and I’m trying to stay afloat. Aside from that, I hope you all are having a bomb ass day and that you have a bomb ass weekend too! 💕

You sound so metal it’s amazing😂 here you go love!

I think I would pair you up with...

⭐️CARMILLA⭐️

I hope you like it my dear!😚✨

I think you and this person would be so amazeballs...

⭐️TREVOR⭐️

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH...

Bitch you have no idea what you just started.

Dead ass though, I saw this last night while I was doing homework and I actually choked on my Monster energy drink. You may or may not hate me, but Castlevania Alucard (we just gonna call him Adrian) would get his shit rocked eternally by Hellsing Alucard. Here’s why:

ADRIEN..!! CAN ONLY FIGHT WELL CLOSE UP AND WITH HIS SWORD!!! He’s a fencer, not a fighter lmao

He’s very good at it and looks sexy as fuck doing it too but I feel like it wouldn’t be enough. He can turn into a wolf and still use his sword, but Alucard can literally summon his demon hound and really fuck some shit up and have him come for his booty

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS NIGGA! HE LITERALLY CAN BEAT ASS WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING HIS OPPONENT! Alucard might as well not even be classified as a fucking vampire but literally some super mega demon bitch and can fuck up anyone he wants. It’s ridiculous and I’m astounded every time

Alucard has been alive for so long and actually yearns for a person to run him his fade, but he goes hard as fuck and ends up winning because he just wants an honorable fight/death from his opponent or nothing at all

Adrien is just too young and hasn’t been exposed to half of the fucked up shit Alucard has been through and has far less experience when it comes to fighting for his life and wouldn’t be able to fight someone to the death for the hell of it

He also just doesn’t seem like the person to want to fight him, but actually get to know him if Alucard would allow it

Yes you can get a castlevania matchup! Hope you like it!😚

I think you would work well with...

⭐️SYPHA⭐️

It’s not too short at all! And thank you, I hope you have a nice day too! 🤩

I think you’d be great with...

⭐️ALUCARD⭐️

Wow what a gem

@nightrainn2 You are a doll! Thank you so much for asking for a match up! I hope you find it satisfactory 😉✨

I see you with...

⭐️HECTOR⭐️

Oh sugar, you aren’t a bother at all! 😚✨ Matchups are so open. I should prolly put that in the bio but yeah they are!

Tell me anything you want to tell me as long as you’re okay with it being posted. I guess the length is however long so say what you think is cool. I personally find it fun to read about who wants a match up so if you have any anecdotes to throw in or anything funny, GO TF AWF LIKE IT ONLY HELPS ME FIGURE OUT WHO TO PUT YOU WITH!!

I’m long winded as fuck, but basically matchups are open, say what you want, have fun, and be yourself. Aight. I’m out. ✌🏾🙃

Eren

• When he sees his s/o enter the stage, his eyes are wide and glued to you; what are they doing? He’s just so curious as to what they will sound like

• But when the music starts? And they start singing?! HE’S CHEERING AND DAMN NEAR FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!! He’s so proud of you and happy that he’s with such a talented person

• Bet if you’re shy, he’ll make sure to yell from his place in the crowd that you’re gonna kill it🤩

• If you’re a dancer, he’s gonna get watch you and bop his head with a smile the entire time and when you’re finished he’ll crush you with a hug and will beam at everyone who comes to congratulate/compliment you

Mikasa

• When she see you up there, she’s rendered silent. Since she’s never heard you sing before, she’s hanging on the edge of her seat

• When you start to get into the song, she’s with you all of the way. She’ll feel the emotion you perform with and will vibe with you

• When you’re finished she’ll hug you so sweetly and smile while everyone crowds around you

• When you guys are alone, she’ll ask you to sing to her all of the time and show her how you make your songs

Armin

• He’s so excited to see you up there, his face is red and his heart is pounding from excitement

• When you’re mid-dance and song, he’ll shout the occasional “WHOO” if you sound good or bust a move

•When it’s all over, he gives the people their room to give you thanks and gush over you, he’ll find his way to you and shower you with compliments

• Like Mikasa, he’ll ask if you could sing for him often and you’ll talk for hours about your creative process, what inspires you, how you perform so well, etc.

Jean

• He’s the type to boast about you regardless, but in this moment he’s REALLY talking you up

• When you sing, he’s singing along with you and dancing with the people around him, because that’s what you’re doing too; it’s just a big party and he wants to be right there with you

• Audience participation is his favorite thing

• He’s almost always going to get to you first before anyone else does when you get off of the stage to give you loving smooch on the lips just so everyone knows that you’re his star!

Connie

• “WHOOOOOOOO! GO Y/N!! YEAH!!”

• Deadass? If he knows you’re going to perform ahead of time, he’s going to have a poster with your name all over it

• He’s gonna whistle whenever you make eye contact with the general area he’s in because he wants you to see him support you

• He’s gonna hype you up always and forever and he will be your biggest fan if there ever was one

Sasha

• WILL BE THAT PERSON TO PUSH THEIR WAY TO THE FRONT JUST TO TRY AND SEE YOU SHINE HUNNIE

• Will also sing all of your songs with you and knows all of them backwards and forwards

• She’s always going to ask if you can dedicate a song to her because she wants to swoon/laugh at the fact you wrote a song for her since it’s kind of cliche

• She’ll even ask to join you up there sometime too!

Levi

• He knows you can sing but has never heard you because he’s busy and the time just never calls for it

• When he sees you up there, he genuinely thinks you’re a different person; hes just not used to seeing you in this way, but that changes when you notice him in the crowd

• He doesn’t have much time for entertainment, but now that he has the opportunity, he thoroughly enjoys it

• When it’s just you two, he’ll ask you “So when were you going to tell me you were part songbird?” and he will very sincerely tell you how dazzling he found you!

Erwin

• When he finds out you’re going to perform, he’s genuinely surprised and is excited to see you

• Beyond proud; he loves any opportunity to see you shine especially when you’re doing something that makes you happy since he’s too busy to do it himself

• When people try to come to him to gush over you, he diverts all attention from him to you

• “You’re S/O is so talented commander, how do you manage to have such good taste?” “Please, they’re who you should be talking to, they are absolutely divine.”

Hange

• Is so over the moon to see you! They’re right next to the front and waiting for you to touch their hand if it’s that kind of performance

• Will gush about you to Levi and Erwin about how amazing you are and how lucky they are to have you

• When you’re finished, they’ll be the one to push for an encore!