he is my greatest friend.

he's the superstar but not the darling. he's naturally blond and still bleached his hair. he got divorced from a girl who pretends she doesn't know who he is despite growing up with him. he's the greatest two-way hockey player to have ever lived. he speaks multiple languages. he was skating on a frozen river in his dad's adult sized skates as a boy. he wanted to be a backup dancer for madonna. he fucked steve yzerman AND wayne gretzky. he was a multimillionaire and put 90% of his salary towards helping children in poverty without telling anyone. he wears tinted sunglasses and outfit coord sets. he got called homophobic slurs for wearing white hockey skates. he likes mayonnaise. he keeps pictures of himself when he was young and beautiful in his basement like dorian gray. he has cried listening to guns n roses. he's from the arctic circle but speaks with a midwestern american accent. he keeps momentos. he only drives red sports cars. he won back to back championships, twice. he wears friendship bracelets with his daughter.

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