weed uncle

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

Gaga was kinda real as fuck for singing lesbian transgender life

i just became a brand ambassador for a 1,000 year old sacred grove

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

beautiful day to think about what you had and can no longer have

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

so which one of you is the butter and which one is the hot knife