weed uncle

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

my dead wife. the ad free internet

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Love that moment when Frodo Baggins was told he has to go alone on a perilous quest and it's his fate to go alone and for some time he agreed and then he went nope I am taking my boyfriend with me. And everyone was like oh thank god he's taking his boyfriend with him.

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother