konnichiwa, am i right?

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

*about to accidentally reveal an experience gap through my rash generalization about what i believe to be wrong with greater society based on a single event that happened to me personally* and another thing about how chaste today's clowns are,

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

as soon as she said “you know how they fuck, right?” I was like “please god let me hear the words ‘sexual dimorphism’ come out of Kate McKinnon’s mouth” and then I DID. Beauty.