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"RPF is soooo hard to explain it's sooooo weird it's bad and wrong'" it's fine. it used to be if you were a sex symbol people would just whack off to a picture of you or maybe write a dirty fantasy letter about you for a book or magazine, and now everything is all alienated and sublimated and abstracted and so a major way of Being a sex symbol is people imagine you, making out with another sex symbol, with tongue, and the dreamer happily uninvolved. fantasies are part of sexuality. it gets more elaborate because people crave tension & resolution and i mean lots of erotic material is also complex & always has been. it's the age of the voyeur baby it's fine. run that one again but they're up against the racecar and with more tongue. nice.

Noel "Call me god" Gallagher & Liam "My greatest fear is not being loved" Gallagher

The fuck is Liam Gallagher up to on Twitter. Like he's trying to cover up the incoming sex tape or something.

i love to have a hobby

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

it really is my favorite answer noel has ever given anything what would you do if you woke up a woman go to brunch with my girlfriends

okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening