Shut Up, Heather!

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

God forbid women do anything

Aaron is stronger than me bc I’d point out that Andrew was a sugar baby during any argument no matter how small/petty

thinking about the fact that Neil matched Kevin's and Andrew's freak almost immediately. just straight up figured out how they ticked and walked them like dogs for three books straight. to everyone else, Kevin and Andrew are insane. to Neil, they make perfect sense.

obsessed with neil josten as a reliable but negligent narrator. everything he tells you is true and necessary and important but he fails to tell you other basic things that maybe aren't absolutely necessary but would be pretty fucking nice to know. like we know the intimate details of his traumatic past that he keeps secret from everyone else but we have don't know his real name or what he even looks like. insane. narrator of all time.

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

theres no cuter animal than generic grey fish 🐟

Do I think the imfamously oblivious Neil Josten would get jealous? No. I don't. Do I still want to see him get jealous? Absolutely.

you put them in the wrong order

im going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a fucking cabbage you insect

im not trying to dox anyone but i need to eat at the burger king you ate at specifically