Pinky Promise

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

Item: Mimic that, when equipped as a familiar, uses its powers of disguise to take out other magic-users’ familiars.

the same people who scream “I’m leaving, this is the final straw” every time staff fucks up are here five minutes later shitposting spongebob memes. let’s be real you were here through the porn bots apocalypse, you gonna be here through the titty prohibition. 

Prohibititty

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

@staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die

the worst thing about it is they probably workshopped and debated the phrase “female-presenting nipples” for days on end. there’s probably email chains that are like “re:re:re: nipples?”

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

how many versions of this shit do I need to blacklist so I never see it on my dash: an ongoing novel