hello again friend

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

what button

what fucking button

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme

people still watch south park? where was that one really good post that basically decried everything wrong with the show and the creative process from like a year ago again?

queen of bi representation

Drive too fast for speed cameras to take a photo of you