well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

girlknight slumped over the bar at the local tavern, three pints in, gripping her own scalp, "i have GOT to stop swearing oaths of fealty"

Call that polyarmory

Time to go back to IRC.

sighs. saves for later

releasing the g'raha fit on the online store was actually the best thing squenix has ever done because every once in a while i'll see a g'raha cosplayer ingame and i'll go "omg catboy!!! yay!! :]" and all is right in the world

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn