The Goggles Stay On

it is 2026 and people still cannot stop treating dick size, sexual experience, and general morality as interchangeable.

What is and isn't considered sexually transgressive is an arbitrary standard. If you really think about it, "kinks" are dictated by cultural norms, which in turn are influenced by hegemonic power. So you see, it would be impossible for the princess to be a pervert

People who haven't seen Madoka Magica might not know this, but both the characters Mami and Homura are magical girls who use guns as weapons. But while Mami's gun are magical, Homura's are literally just normal guns she stole from the government.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

Eat grapes

Girls you are not alone and this is not YOUR home. And gimme my fuckin grapes back

*jerking off faster and eating grapes harder* its my home now

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation