batteries not included

Oh defrosting meat, we're really in it now

theres no cuter animal than generic grey fish 🐟

Enough of "this character is my son" this character is my nephew, not my responsibility but I'm taking him out for lunch and buying him hot wheels

"Nonono, sweetie, you got it all wr- wait just a second, just to be sure, it's Chloe with a C, right? Beautiful name, great choice - we are so proud of you and our love for you has not changed one iota. It's just that we are now very worried about a golden hawk with moonlit eyes swooping down and delivering a life-changing quest to you."

tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels "intrinsically feminine" is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i the snail.

everybody here is perfect

I have never seen a happier snail omg

THOSE CATS ARE IMMORTAL

Swaggiest girl of all time. She had the heaviest drip every episode. Always fresh and never repeated herself. Mad respect

One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds

most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip reef sharks are timid and shy, with no fatal human attacks documented. don’t comment stuff like this on my posts, save it for another post and stay off mine. thanks

gentlesharks has hAD IT

terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her

MEOWTH IS PLAYED BY A TRANS WOMAN?? HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

i actually didnt know that part and okay. hold on. hold on a minute. thats actually one of the sweetest things ive ever heard thank you