lamb in wolf's clothing

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting many questions about FOUND DIVORCE. FOUND DIVORCE is when TWO PEOPLE who were NOT EVEN MARRIED are already DIVORCED. thank you.

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

the fuck is going on with optimus prime?

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

holding his hand while I’m up in his pussy because. I get nervous

the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

you can love someone and still murder them in cold blood without remorse btw!!! the two are not mutually exclusive and to suggest otherwise is a very heteronormative point of view!!!!

nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport