Computer AS FUCK

the first free use slut was the middle square in bingo

anybody wanna be friends with detriments? its like friends with benefits but instead of having sex i just do annoying shit like showing up at your house and smoking a joint in the bathroom when you really need to piss and trying to get you involved in multi level marketing schemes

everyone in the notes is arguing that the tub is on wheels or that that’s not a door but no one is mentioning that she keeps the raw plunger on the floor

And what about the rug that seems to be laid underneath the toilet?

Good Lord, this is like one of those “How many mistakes can you spot in 60 seconds” puzzles.

Why is splish splish written on the wall

mousegirl gf who had to hire a Warhammer player to do her wedding makeup because that's the only person who could paint that small

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

Remember when Zuko gains a moral compass and his immune system immediately rejects it and he almost dies

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

This is actually the smartest man on earth

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits