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if this doesnt fucking spell gay for you i dont know what will

and the prize for the least convincing alien beast goes tooo…..

But I want to believe that unicorn space dogs are real 

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

stop the objectification of rabbits now

my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the builder

do you ever see a post you made 3 years ago and now have no recollection of ever having writing and just think “no, there’s no way i’d ever put something like that on the internet” and yet there it is, your username undeniably attached to it. it’s an experience not unlike coming across a gravestone with your own name and date of death written on it and you realize that you’ve been dead for 3 years and have been existing this entire time as a soulless entity.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

That’s the first I’d heard of what percentage goes to IUCN. I LOVE the idea of this campaign and desperately want a saola shirt, but that’s too much money for a keeper to spend on something that will get ruined the first time I eat pizza. Almost all the shirts are sold out, though, so the targeted demographic was reached. :D

Cool! I also could not stretch that so, everything you said. :D

basically, disney is not giving ANY fucks right now

please raise the bar