“That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.”

Dreams do come true

chicanaspice

GOD I LOVE SHADOWMERE

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

Baby elephant tries to wear his caretaker’s sandal. [full video]

I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once. 

sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again

i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights” and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

i was watching a moth fly around my room and decided to turn on my tv and the first thing that came on screen was a court room scene of a law and order episode and i got fucking whiplash 

Chips…aww yiss. [video]

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

same

i’m going to make a phone call wish me luck