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we're not kids anymore.
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@ladyxblue
Heya friends!
So I know I’m barely on Tumblr anymore, but I’m doing a fundraiser this year for Guide Dogs Australia. It costs over $50,000 AUD to breed, raise and train a guide dog, and I want to help out. My dog and I pledge to walk 30 mins for 30 days in August. Every little bit helps. https://www.pawgust.com.au/fundraisers/rainefoxx
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nobody was impressed with this cause they thought it was a photo so i spent like 50 hours painting it for nothing
My mate @cacodactyl painted this, that’s right he painted it and it’s honestly so incredible so please go and show him some love cos he deserves it
YO LOOK AT THIS SHIT
Y’ALL.
THIS IS A FUCKING PAINTING?!?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PHOTO
wooooah…
THIS PERSON PROBABLY GAVE UP SLEEP FOOD AND A SOCIAL LIFE FOR THESE SKILLS G DA M N
KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO!!!!!!
This is some serious Faustian thing. You get to draw with incredible skill but everyone will think it’s just a photo.
I had to take a reeeeeeeeally good long look at the background tiles before I was willing to believe this was painted.
imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government
posts that put me on a list
me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
Me: *sees a stone angel statue*
My brain, still to this day, every single time:
i the snail.
everybody here is perfect
I have never seen a happier snail omg
Life imitates art
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what is it about a retail uniform that makes boomers lose all empathy or critical thinking
i was grabbing something to eat at whole foods and one woman started shouting “excuse me?! excuse me?!” and I ignored her cause I don’t know her. She then came up to me and grabbed my arm and went “I was calling you! Can you help me find something?” and I was like….I don’t work here? And she rolled her eyes and went “Well can you find me someone who DOES?” and when I said “No, sorry” she got all huffy. like…..bitch I don’t work here and I’m not on the clock. I need to eat.
Once when I was in Target with my mom this woman tapped me on the shoulder and goes “do you work here? where can I find the baby section?”. The target dress code is a red shirt, khakis, non-slip shoes, and a name-tag. My mom and I were wearing none of these; I didn’t even own a red shirt at the time.
I just said, “we don’t work here??” She got mad and was like “Are you sure?” so I went “Are you stupid..?” and carried on shopping
I’d like to think its less the uniform and more the fact that baby boomers simply just lack empathy and critical thinking as a whole like that wasn’t the first time an older person has asked me for help assuming I work there when I’m wearing nothing close to the uniform and am minding my own business shopping and it certainly hasn’t and won’t be the last
this happened to me in best buy. nothing i was wearing resembled their uniforms, and i was very clearly shopping, testing out different laptops and shit.
this lady came up to me and asked what tv’s were the best (which like, you couldn’t ask someone in that department in the first place ? i was on the other side of the store ?), to which i explained that i don’t work at best buy. she got really pissy and kept demanding i help her and i was like i ? don’t ? work ? here ? i ? don’t ? know ?
she threatened to get “my” manager to which i had no response because again, i don’t work there. they’re not my managers. i just kinda said “okay…?”, and she really went and found a manager and brought him over to where i was just tryna find a laptop.
she starts telling him what happened, and he was like “ma'am,,, this kid doesn’t work here. he’s not one of our employees.”
she claimed that i should have helped her anyways, and that she’d be giving their store “a very bad review”
like what the fuck was that shit
OK but if you don’t think that our generation is gonna be doing exactly the same thing once certain people hit 40, you haven’t been paying attention, we already went from “let’s be compassionate to the kids growing up” to “the next kid who mentions Fortnite in front of me gets punched”. It’s not just boomers it’s people who are old enough to feel entitled to special treatment.
Someone finally said it
For real, let’s not be those people please.
for the love of god if my availability is set, STOP fucking asking me to come in early or cover your shift knowing DAMN WELL that i have to go to class. and i know u know i have class because i tell you every fucking time you ask. just fucking work your shifts or quit damnit. also fuck coworkers that make plans to call out at the same time so they can hang out. just?? plan on ur days off u fuckers i don't want to work more
just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge
can we destroy the idea that people must apologise for poor english because whenever someone says that to me i break apart because no no you’re perfect you’re learning another language different from your native one and thats so much more than so many others, who expect everyone to just know english fluently
YES. SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. ENGLISH IS SO HARD. AND YOU ALL SPEAK IT WONDERFULLY. IT’S OKAY TO MAKE MISTAKES, NO MATTER HOW SILLY YOU MAY FEEL. I AM PROUD AND YOU ARE AMAZING.
Climate change is like someone comes up to you and tells you your super strict aunt is visiting, but your house has seen 3 parties over the weekend and is a mess. You’re not quite sure if the person is serious or not, some people say ‘QUICK! We need to tidy the house NOW! She’ll be here in an HOUR!’ and other people say ‘Your aunt isn’t visiting, it’s all a huge lie, and besides, the house is still habitable!’
Sure, you can work around the pizza trodden into the carpet, maybe lay a rug over the teenager vomit, wear shoes so the spilled beer doesn’t soak into your socks.
But if you spend a little time and effort cleaning the house, even if your aunt isn’t coming, you still have a lovely clean house! If you keep measures in place to keep it clean, no more wild parties, a few storage baskets, invest in a roomba, it’ll stay clean for when your children live there too.
And if your aunt is actually coming, and you DON’T clean the house, you’re totally and utterly and without question, fucked.
By the way during this whole extended metaphor your aunt is, at that very moment, knocking on the door. And people are still yelling that she’s not actually coming
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I want to apologise to
- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown
- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world
- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music
- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever
- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer.
- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work.
- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much
- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.
- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity.
Well my week has been exciting so far.
@justnoodlefishthings
I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT
Do you know what I hate??
When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”
Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!
I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????
How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??
THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.
“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”
Oooohhhh myyyy gooodd I never fucking realized until it was spelled out like that
I love bears they’re so fucking big and dumb
I am talking about the animal!!!!!!!
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Ngl this was the single best song of the show
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
