Trial and Error

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately