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“He’s mine. Get your own puppy.”

Walking to work going past my Pokemon gym that I’ve owned undefeated for the past week and I see a kid sitting by it obviously battling my Golbat I left to defend it. I ask him, “What team you on?” He looks up, “Mystic”. So I grin, “I’m Valor, and that’s my Golbat you’re battling.” I hold out my hand for him to shake, “Name’s StarRose, gym leader.” He looks down at the username of the Golbat and sees it matches, grins back and shakes my hand, and that is simultaneously the coolest and dorkiest moment in my life ever as I genuinely introduce myself as a pokemon gym leader.

I WALK HOME FROM WORK AND THE LITTLE SHIT HAS TAKEN OVER MY GYM!!!!!

Even the bushes guys… Even the bushes know better

I’m a little shocked. Is “papa Bush” the one on the right?

Even Barbara Bush has said she’d rather vote for Hillary.

one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and they’re all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage

my favorite trope is when the stories blatantly and hilariously conflict

This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

She’s still so beautiful.

she is stunning .

You take beautiful photos, sir, but the most beautiful is your smiling face with your tiny fluff child.

THIS is what the new ghostbusters for

At this point I don’t care if you or I like the movie or not. This photo happening is all that matters.