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Iâm catching up to episode 32 and Ashton and Lauda acting like a nearly divorced couple in the pawn shop got me cryingÂ
Laudna being heated about having drinks with the one and only Nightmare King is my new obsession, everyone is like "oh but he's evil, why are Fearnâs parents working with himâ whiLE MY DARLINGS LAUDNA AND ASHTON ARE TRYING TO FUCK HIM
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dick so good it turns you into hold on i canât finish this post. thereâs a cobweb on my couch i can see it
i can finish it for you lemme try. dick so good it turns you into The Thing
thanks king that means a lot. there are spiders everywhere
you can exchange those for bonuses and points
At the spider store?
at the spider store yeah
I'm watching Sandman and the only thing I can think about is the tiger poem
Dusk really went from ânice to meet you maâamâ to Yuâs âyour daughter calls me mommy tooâ with that âeven if she asks?â bulshit
are you telling me that a bee is holding me?
So I had a very bad fever recently and was having trouble sleeping, waking up in the middle of the night and all that.
The thing is, sometimes when im having trouble sleeping, I will open my notes app and write some weird shit down. I didn't remember writing anything, but I remember having a very intense dream that I cant really recall the narrative and in the dream I knew there had been a cool line at some point. Than I decided to check my notes to see if I had written anything down and
This is what I found. What does this even mean???? What was I dreaming??? I only remember waking up and checking my phone at some point then going back to sleep, but I really cant remember the context and im so mad

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I started listening to Magnus archives a while back and I just started the fourth season and let me tell you im freaking just a little bit
just the storytelling, the way they link things from the very beginning, how they build up certain reveals
stuff from season 1 still coming up strong, like that fucking coffin I was terrified of (im a little claustrophobic) and fucking beacon and hopes, and the 14 fears? everything about this podcast amazes me
âwatch critical roleâ they said, âit will be funâ they said
I'm having a lot of fun crying because birdman sent his kids to live with his wife while a whole ass flying city is burning, a divorced couple is kissing for the last time and a holy man is seducing the devil into goodness. Thank you very much.
I know this probably has been said but I really respect Zerxus looking to the Lord Of Hells and Father Of Lies and simply saying âI can fix himâ
enemies to lovers 200k words slowburn
I havenât finished the third episode of Calamity yet, but something just struck me really hard, so Iâm calling it now (keep in mind I donât know any cr lore):
The Tree of Names is a connection to other planes. Laerynâs been messing with this idea for a while, and she might not know about the tree, but maybe Evandrin got vooshed into, I donât know, the celestial plane and she had something to do with it. So the disappearance of the First Knight of Avalir is a big thing right? How did it not go super public? Loquatious Fucking Seelie, thatâs how. The reporter that got fired got too close to the truth, so he got rid of her. He burned the files she had on the case, he got rid of any connection Laeryn could possibly ever have to Evandrinâs vanishing. I mean, this was probably very obvious from the beginning and I just didnât pay enough attention, but the devils spitting blood when the energy to the Arboreal Caelix was cut and Evandrin being touched by the Tree and spitting blood as well⌠maybe the tree allows creatures from other planes to exist in the material plane if they are not supposed to? Maybe the tree holds the names of creatures like some fey stuff with names and power that I donât know enough to talk about? Maybe this is all about Laerynâs Big Guilt Trip To The Celestial Plane To Rescue My Friendâs Husband That I Accidentally Banished? Who knows!
Also, Laeryn and Loquatious actively being a divorced couple is so funny to me, I donât think any character dynamic can top what they created
Anyway, my prediction is Laeryn Does Big Confession, Zerxus feels super betrayed, Loquatious in the background going âwhy would you tell them that after evERYTHING I DID TO HIDE IT?!â And EVERYONE ELSE going nuts about it.
SO TWO MINUTES AFTER I POSTED THAT PATIA MADE HER BIG CONFESSION? WHAT??? STOP I CANâT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW
OK MY PREDICTION CAN STILL BE TRUTH, PATIAâS CONFESSION WAS ABOUT AFTER HIS âDEATHâ SO IF HE IS NOT DEAD THEN MAYBE HE IS IN ANOTHER PLANE AND WHY DID YOU RESIST THE ZONE OF THUTH LAERYN???

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I havenât finished the third episode of Calamity yet, but something just struck me really hard, so Iâm calling it now (keep in mind I donât know any cr lore):
The Tree of Names is a connection to other planes. Laerynâs been messing with this idea for a while, and she might not know about the tree, but maybe Evandrin got vooshed into, I donât know, the celestial plane and she had something to do with it. So the disappearance of the First Knight of Avalir is a big thing right? How did it not go super public? Loquatious Fucking Seelie, thatâs how. The reporter that got fired got too close to the truth, so he got rid of her. He burned the files she had on the case, he got rid of any connection Laeryn could possibly ever have to Evandrinâs vanishing. I mean, this was probably very obvious from the beginning and I just didnât pay enough attention, but the devils spitting blood when the energy to the Arboreal Caelix was cut and Evandrin being touched by the Tree and spitting blood as well⌠maybe the tree allows creatures from other planes to exist in the material plane if they are not supposed to? Maybe the tree holds the names of creatures like some fey stuff with names and power that I donât know enough to talk about? Maybe this is all about Laerynâs Big Guilt Trip To The Celestial Plane To Rescue My Friendâs Husband That I Accidentally Banished? Who knows!
Also, Laeryn and Loquatious actively being a divorced couple is so funny to me, I donât think any character dynamic can top what they created
Anyway, my prediction is Laeryn Does Big Confession, Zerxus feels super betrayed, Loquatious in the background going âwhy would you tell them that after evERYTHING I DID TO HIDE IT?!â And EVERYONE ELSE going nuts about it.
SO TWO MINUTES AFTER I POSTED THAT PATIA MADE HER BIG CONFESSION? WHAT??? STOP I CANâT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW
I havenât finished the third episode of Calamity yet, but something just struck me really hard, so I'm calling it now (keep in mind I donât know any cr lore):
The Tree of Names is a connection to other planes. Laerynâs been messing with this idea for a while, and she might not know about the tree, but maybe Evandrin got vooshed into, I donât know, the celestial plane and she had something to do with it. So the disappearance of the First Knight of Avalir is a big thing right? How did it not go super public? Loquatious Fucking Seelie, thatâs how. The reporter that got fired got too close to the truth, so he got rid of her. He burned the files she had on the case, he got rid of any connection Laeryn could possibly ever have to Evandrinâs vanishing. I mean, this was probably very obvious from the beginning and I just didnât pay enough attention, but the devils spitting blood when the energy to the Arboreal Caelix was cut and Evandrin being touched by the Tree and spitting blood as well... maybe the tree allows creatures from other planes to exist in the material plane if they are not supposed to? Maybe the tree holds the names of creatures like some fey stuff with names and power that I donât know enough to talk about? Maybe this is all about Laerynâs Big Guilt Trip To The Celestial Plane To Rescue My Friendâs Husband That I Accidentally Banished? Who knows!
Also, Laeryn and Loquatious actively being a divorced couple is so funny to me, I donât think any character dynamic can top what they created
Anyway, my prediction is Laeryn Does Big Confession, Zerxus feels super betrayed, Loquatious in the background going âwhy would you tell them that after evERYTHING I DID TO HIDE IT?!â And EVERYONE ELSE going nuts about it.