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Girls donāt want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

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MIDDLE-EARTH + Scenery [PartXVI] THE HOBBIT/THE LORD OF THE RINGS
Random Gif Edit- 63/?
men: why arenāt women staying home and having babies >:|
men: *do nothing involving childcare at all, find the bodies of pregnant and post-partum women disgusting/unfuckable, donāt actually want children or to be a parent they just want control, never advocate for better maternity leave or services for mothers*
moodboard: Hufflepuff + winter

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Captain Marvel // Wonder Woman // Thor: Ragnarok
Everyone on tumblr rn
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Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.
ares:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:
Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.
iām sorry, this is the funniest damn post iāve seen since staff made the announcementĀ

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Walter is my cousinās dog. He really has a thing for swimming.
that was a religious experience
Iāve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.
His little ears flopping in he wind
THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE
The Dan and Phil FESTIVE Shop
HO HO HELLO! We are incredibly excited to announce a seasonal special shop - where for this holiday the Dan and Phil Shop, Daniel Howell Shop and AmazingPhil Shop will be combined into one FESTIVE fiesta!
On one website you can now buy merch from any of the three stores and only pay for shipping once! It also has a cool Christmas theme we hope you enjoy. And on top of that thereās loads of new things weāre excited to show you!
LIMITED EDITION - Sweater + Signed Christmas Card! - As a limited time offer, all purchases of our super comfy and seasonal Christmas jumpers will come with an exclusive signed Christmas Card! We had to get tangled together in tinsel for this photo so we hope you love it.
DanAndPhilGAMES Pyjamas - Yes, they are finally here. And bolder than any of us could have imagined. Show the world (or just a lazy Sunday) that youāre a proud nerd in these zazzy pixel player pyjamas! We will be wearing these a lot.
From the dark and dank world of the Daniel Howell Shop we have:
The UGH beanie - A black beanie with an embroidered patch telling the world how you truly feel.
The exist bracelet - A very cute silver wrist bracelet featuring the āhave the courage to existā quote. All proceeds from this bracelet will benefit Young Minds to fight for young peopleās mental health - so wear it to give yourself courage or just to feel good for helping the cause!
Then from the pale and planty land of the AmazingPhil Shop there is:
The Doodle Planner -Ā Plan your weeks with 52 pages of hand-drawn doodles by Phil! Comes with a snazzy transparent easel so you can stand it on your desk, shelf or forehead. There arenāt any dates so you can get started any time of the year!
Corgi Cap -Ā Ā The derpiest and most loveable good boy ever embroidered! Find a home for him on your head.Ā
Festive Corgi Slightly Odd Socks -Ā Yes - the slightly odd socks are officially festive ..and furry with these red and green corgi socks!
We hope that thereās something for everyone and now you can find it all in one home! And finally as a treat for people who read all the way down here, weāre giving you 10% of EVERYTHING in our merch from Thursday through to Monday with the code: BLACKFRIDAY
Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com
USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com
AUSTRALIA: http://au.danandphilshop.com
- Dan and PhilĀ
She has a point
There are two situations in which I make extremely sure Iām going precisely at or below the speed limit:
I see a cop
Some asshole is tailgating me
This is both spiteful AND practical, because you canāt control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed youāre travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of Ā A) increasing the likelihood that theyāll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. Ā B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and Ā C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.
I feel so valid now
me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say āme n uā*
(white) people on my aou post: aou isnāt that bad, what about ragnarok???
me: i donāt? understand? what the fuck? you mean?Ā
oh weāre still doing thisĀ āragnarok made thor and loki look stupidā thing
things ragnarok did:
- reinvent thor as being a more relatable and fun character with a far more extensive power set as well as making him the star of his own goddamn movie for once without worry about some other character overshadowing him and established that his arcs from the first two movies were realized in the form of him assuming control of his powers on odinās level ā asserting his ultimate worthinessĀ
- introduce valkyrie
- give heimdall more than two minutes of screentime
- destroy asgard
- reintroduce hulk with the ability to speak and show emotion beyond smashing things
- fuck colonialist lives! korg is skinny!
- contain good and funny jokes
- was directed by the mcuās first director of color
- fix lokiās sad broody boy problem
- make fun of thor: the dark worldĀ
ragnarok is one of the best marvel movies for theĀ āprisoners with jobsā joke alone, fuck yāall, unclench

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