LADY CAPSLOCK

schrodinger's chekhov's gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it's too early to tell if that's relevant or if the author just has a passion for lovingly describing guns.

schrodinger's chekov's occam's razor: you find an inconsistent or inaccurate detail in a work that would be brilliant if it was foreshadowing a plot twist later on, but it's too early to tell whether the author expects you to be smart, and the simplest explanation is that they fucked up

You know a piece of media is special when it's in your top 5 but you wouldn't recommend it to a single other person

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

Maurice and Alec made love twice and were like “we uhauling 🤭”

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit