Nes

He is now calling it "intercourse." Sir if you don't just say "fuck" I stg.

I’m sorry the story was about what?

This woman he consensually entered was apparently married but separated, and when he encountered her husband at a bar the guy started threatening him for sleeping with his wife and the first guy ended up dragging him out of a bar. This guy was probably six foot, covered in tats, with a huge red beard so like…. Idk who tried to mess with him in the first place but I’m confident he won this fight.

The guy...with tats... And a huge beard... couldn't/wouldn't say Fuck?!

Maybe that should have been part of the original post — in fact, he actually did say fuck, as in “I fucking decked him in the face,” just not to refer to sex.

That makes this even funnier

you know what, I respect that. He may not have done it elegantly, but he was trying to communicate why the other dude was pissed at him without getting vulgar about the woman in question. The focus of his story wasn't supposed to be lurid details of whatever sex acts this woman participated in with him, it was on him fucking decking her estranged husband.

This is an interesting take and solely because I liked this random man’s vibes I will accept it.

A little upset this post is circulating without this final addition

i would get in a bar fight with (as in on the same side as him against someone else) this man.

I’m just happy to exist in the same universe as this man

fucking hate it when people ask what my hobbies are/what i do for fun idk dude i like standing in the river

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