Lady Arianna

@smashcut

she lets them feel her biceps

Game developers please take notes: when you allow for ‘muscular’ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.

…yeah, there’s something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.

You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.

I didn’t think I was into women... but now I’m not so sure

that was literally just the world’s worst game of telephone

True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which English people whine about how the Norse men bathe so often they’re able to seduce the local women away from their husbands.

^^^ Yep. Turns out the women were way more into the hot well groomed muscular dudes who liked to smell nice.

*Hot, well groomed men who liked to smell nice and knew their way around sharp objects.

I mean, frankly, if I wasn’t already married, I would marry Hjalmar, too.

Rb if you stan Hjalmar

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”

It got better

having a big heart will always make you feel like you either did too much or didn’t do enough.

oh awesome i thought that was just my anxiety and depression combo meal

This is just the Johnny Cash fandom.

This was me as an early teen....

Wait a moment??????

go here u guys

I LOVE THAT THERE IS A WEBSITE TO CREATE YOUR OWN GREGORIAN CHANT

GHOST BISON