Blue Roses

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

i do bite my thumb, sir

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

is the law on our side if i say ay?

No

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

Do you quarrel, sir?

No better

well, sir

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

The Shakespeare fandom is out of control

My history teacher would give you a half point or quarter point for an answer that was not wrong. This is not wrong.

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

ITS LIKE TOOTHLESS IN HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

This is the only kind of 3D I can appreciate without a massive headache and extremely strained eyes, so to whomever made this, thank you

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

It did! 

Okay so this is a real effort into playing the ukulele and I’m so happy they take it as seriously as they do

hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

they are the order

I’d like a piece of that ass