happy pride to queer role models and fish
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I'd rather be in outer space šø
$LAYYYTER
noise dept.

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happy pride to queer role models and fish

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Working from home. (via mujisama)
Unmute
Thor does this lol
Cute
the promised day feels :ā)
my appreciation for the old ladies of ghibli who are still fucking it up (and sophie too, i guess!)

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āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canāt risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisĀ
I donāt play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didnāt and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.
After 2020??? This shit isnāt a joke!
Iām actually so thankful this popped up right now because I need that and this post always works
Sorry rvb Fandom this isnāt based off of our found family but I canāt risk it
Excuse me while I fucking exorcise this bitch
now you donāt need to reblog this if you ever see it again. Immunity dog has sealed the evil
HAVE Y'ALL WATCHED THIS?
THE DUALITY. THE OUTFITS. THE AESTHETIC.
THISšVIDEOšISšEVERYTHINGš
who is that and how do i get their gender
*holding a paper towel tube like a sword* your gender. hand it over.
uhhh⦠WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR GENDER??? GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW ASFBEIJKBKEGBKQREHBGHR
please? šš½šš½
Iāve sat here for ten minutes trying to think of an appropriate reaction other than
š³šš light me on fire please
But I canāt
Iāve been fostering kittens during the pandemic has been the cutest and stinkiest thing Iāve ever done. Highly recommend šļæ¼
just learned that magnolias are so old that theyāre pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
https://xkcd.com/1259/
Bee Orchid
i think ace and aro people should be allowed to talk about their feelings about sex and romance, and how the fact that theyāre so pervasive in our society has affected them, without having to baby everything down and wrap every statement in reassurances for allos
oh i also think we should be allowed to make fun jokes about our orientation without getting harassed for it
also make sex jokes without the āi thought you were ace?????ā Like iāve been indoctrinated into the sex crazed society just like you now laugh at my 69 joke

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EdWin + AlMei~
drama queen
OMG!! I didnāt go online for only 2 days, but here is such an asset !! Thanks so much! qwq
Tips That Can Save Your Kidās Life.
THIS IS IMPORTANTĀ
When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didnāt want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phraseĀ āpeanut butter cups.ā (Iām happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).Ā
I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didnāt want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didnāt know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I askedĀ āHey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?ā And she saidĀ āIāll be right there.ā And she came and got me within minutes.Ā
Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didnāt seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldnāt worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only āwomanā around that wasnāt related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked āNext time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? Iāve been craving them.ā And she came and got me, just like that.Ā
Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Donāt discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.Ā
DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.
Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell āthis is not my mom/dad.ā A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they donāt know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.
Reblog this.šÆš£š
rEBlOg nOw
I feel like this should be said too if you see a child yelling things like āthis isnāt my mum, or I donāt know youā or something donāt ignore them! This system relies on people actually helping the child! It dosent matter how rude youāll seem or how anxious you are you could be saving a childās life!
Even if you just ask the child āDo you know this personā if the adult buttās in make sure to ASK THE CHILD! Even a shy kid will tell you they donāt know this person or just met them or something!
DONāT IGNORE THE SIGNS!
ALWAYS REBLOG
R E B L O G
REBLOG
Modern fandom went awry when people stopped learning how to avoid content that upsets them and instead starting actively seeking it out.
I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible, but babes you'll be so much happy when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.
You'll never be able to stop people from liking what you hate, and the best way you'll find any peace of mind is properly utilizing blocking, blacklisting, and muting tools. Take it from someone who used to run a shipping discourse blog, fandom is supposed to be what you enjoy, stop focusing on things that upset you.

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Thereās like. A ton of personifications. Including but not limited to the above:
Quarantine Man
The Taiwan CDC with a Disinfectant Gun
Hepatitis but a Boy Band
Syphilis with Gender (儳) and other Bio Information
Varicella (chicken pox) and Herpes Zoster (shingles) as Children
The Plague, but Hot Lady (also with bio information)
Fuckboy Influenza
Measles, but Hot Guy
Lyme Disease with a Mech????
And, of course, COVID-19 in all their gender neutral glory.
Thereās more but I hit the image limit. Iāve got a couple articles about them, too:
Taiwan CDC's personified disease illustrations go viral in US | 2020-10-24 09:10:00
Please don't try to roll for them in gacha. Or get them in anyway.
Letās make this post even longer because I have even more images saved. Next up, we got:
Tsutsumagushi Disease
Chikungunya Fever!
MERS
Pertussis (whooping cough) with a horrifying (almost body horror) headpiece and flute
Dengue Fever, the image of which literally made me stop breathing for a moment when I first saw it
Japanese Encephalitis (as... idols, maybe?)
And Zika Virus (so pretty! and for what???)
And some higher res images of the ones from the video (Legionnairesā Disease, Viral Gastroenteritis, and Rubella). Unfortunately, I could not fit Rabies because of the image limit.