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Dude... allow me to add to your trove.
I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!
This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis
Edit: Oh. The fake kid's book is... dark.
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???
WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
welcome to āno note bungusā. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
I'll never stop complaining about stolen audio jacks, but wireless noise-cancelling earbuds/headphones are a game changer. (even cheap ones! you can get a surprisingly decent pair for under $40. the tech has improved so much recently.)
The world is LOUD, much louder than it was just a century ago (motorized vehicles, overhead music everywhere). I'm autistic and noise-cancelling tech is what allows me to exist in public spaces. For me it's been life-changing. I honestly think most people would be less anxious/stressed if they were able to turn down the sound around them.
oh and also they can play music too. which is nice i guess. if you're into that kind of thing
This is what that one post was taking about.
You can be as offended as possible about the language used, or you can look at the actual intent behind the words.
This man grew up in a time when trans people used that word for themselves. He probably hung out with a few often enough and just absorbed the language.
He was very much using it in a positive context. The barista heās referring too is probably the only one that makes his favorite drink just right.
This is why Queer elders get so annoyed with the younger members of the community. Too focused on policing the terms people use while there are far bigger problems we are all dealing with.
#this is all true#baby gays PLEASE learn that the words you scream at people online for are still in active use AMONG OUR COMMUNITY IN REAL LIFE#there are trans people who refer to themselves as trannies & transssexuals. there are lesbians who call themselves bulldykes. gay men who#call ourselves faggots. and it's done not in a self-effacing way but in honest joy and reclamation and it is NOT your place as#self-appointed keyboard warriors to bitch at us to stop. YOU'RE the new ones here. learn the culture if you want to survive.#and make the fucking effort to go meet queer people older than 20 in meatspace for FUCK'S sake#i get that you didn't get the trial by fire that the rest of us got but we'll be goddamned if we're gonna let you tell us we're not allowed#to be in OUR spaces smelling like smoke#old man yells at cloud#queerdom#trans matters#twitter dot com#blog together queue alone
This.
I'm 30something and new(a year and change) to my transition and you can pry tranny from my cold dead hands.
I'm also a gay man and you can pull faggot out of my clenched teeth.
I stood on the outside for decades like an orphan in the rain but I never stopped fighting the good fight as an "ally" and now I'm inside I will say and do whatever I fucking want forever because those words feel right on me.
It's fun and it's sexy and its mine and just fuck all the way off. I didn't walk alone through the dark for 25 years to get here to be told by angry children with anxiety what I am not allowed to do.
This is part of what "kill the cop in your head" means, btw.
Stop looking for Rules to follow or punish people for not following, pay the most attention to actions, intentions, and consequences.
This is part of what
ākill the cop in your headā means,
btw.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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I have to literally make a new post to say this because people cannot see the reblog chain on posts now unless you happen to follow someone who reblogs it to your dash but here's the issue. with the new update I as OP cannot see all the notes as of right now.
here's without the update:
and here is with
you can only see the full notes on the very last reblog chain!! and if you commented on a chain and someone replies to you, you have to manually find the correct reblog to see the comment
hate to give another update but NONE of the reblog chains have the correct or full note count even from op's perspective, so any post you see could have anywhere from 1 note to hundreds of thousands
Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD
šļø stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isnāt too brokenā¦
WTF are the horses doing
i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves
WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??
i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk
STOP
i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
two sentence horror story
I hate that āchatā now makes people think of chatgpt. no. Iām asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.
THIS IS FUCKED UP. The Government moved time an hour ahead so they could make me look like a fucking IDIOT who sleeps at 6am!! FUCK TRUMP
Trump needs to be ripped in half by a steel machine
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DO NOT THANK STAFF
Likeā¦ any staff?? Or tumblr staff?? Or what
I wasnāt gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of donāt care and thatās not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so Iām just walking around at work rn like ānah not much going on hbuā
As a ādark humour is my coping mechanismā person I would describe this feeling as āchildrenās birthday clown with a flashbang grenadeā and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating
Man with the power to end any conversation
Reblogged, then realized I actually do have something to add; as long as youāre young enough, this power does not go away with time. In most contexts, āmy dads deadā as a response to a vaguely relevant statement WILL ruin the mood
I wasnāt gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of donāt care and thatās not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so Iām just walking around at work rn like ānah not much going on hbuā
As a ādark humour is my coping mechanismā person I would describe this feeling as āchildrenās birthday clown with a flashbang grenadeā and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating
Man with the power to end any conversation
Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says āIf I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know Iām Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, Itās Fine, Donāt Be Weird And Guilty About itā. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit
To be clear, I donāt WANT to be cannibalized. Itās not my personal preference. Itās just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, Iād want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them
New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually
thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic
"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"
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*in the middle of sex* hold on homestuck update
hey what the fuck. Who dug this up? What are you doing?? Iām not a historical artifact!!
my silly little jester costume for the play Iām in is so fire you all wish you were me
no one has ever jingle jangled like Iām jingle jangling now
post cancelled they de-belled my costume for sound design reasons
Neutered
