Julius Caesar wore jorts

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

I could really go for a burger right now…

Check your shower

You’ve tricked me for the last time

one argument you often see about fanfiction is that it's like 'training wheels' writing? like 'oh it's fine to do that while you're still learning, it's easier than coming up with your own ideas'. and I have to say I have just never agreed with that.

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

jstor derulo

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands

the sinister fetishist would like to touch your left hand inappropriately

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America