Julius Caesar wore jorts

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

@luxurycatscratchpost

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

crossfaded on signs and the things that they signify

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

the inherent eroticism of a roman civil war

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?