god's strongest faggot

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles

Regret to inform y'all that if you have writers block sometimes you do in fact simply need to go on a 2 hour panic-walk and write half a scene on your phone in one frantic rush standing on the lawn next to a high school basketball court while sweating your ass off multiple miles from your home because it will be gone if you wait more than 3 seconds

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing