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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

violetallnight

Lilah Fear and Lewis Gibson skating as ice skates

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swarnpert

*right clicks on you*

swarnpert

*views your properties*

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dajo42

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

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charlesoberonn

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

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asphor

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

charlesoberonn

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

asphor

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

charlesoberonn

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

charlesoberonn

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

charlesoberonn

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

hungry-hobbits

go my brick 🫳︵🧱

greelin

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

greelin

[HANDS VISIBLY SHAKING, BLOOD CAKED UNDER NAILS] there is. A cover letter

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

probablysomethingtm

honkpilled shoomaxxer

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

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uvb76fan

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

battlecrazed-axe-mage

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

orphanedsource

I’m hypnotized

battlecrazed-axe-mage

Two years on, their wood grain has darkened because they live on my laptop keyboard and I'm constantly patting them <3 To be loved is to be changed

glowcowboy

without arts & crafts we are in hell

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corpsecowboy

i get to see sturgeon every weekend so i made this:)

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hoenursey

HOLY SHIT

GUYS IM UP IM HERE WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

#omgcheckplease #omgcp #as I live and breathe

coolstorybrahhh

my only goal for 2026 is to be hotter and weirder

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