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do you guys remember that doll the Fool had in his room in assassin's apprentice because I sometimes think about it and become so sad because he was so alone there

nothing hits me in the face harder during a raven cycle/dreamer trilogy reread than maggie saying declan's age. i'll be picturing this polished, mature 30-something businessman, only to be brutally reminded that he's actually fucking boss baby. like what do you mean that guy with a stomach ulcer so big it could have its own social security number isn't old enough to legally rent a car???

people really don't appreciate lucy's specific brand of insanity enough imo. she's really just like. Hello My Name Is Lucy Heartfilia and i am going to jump off this tower just because i think i heard my best friend's voice and i know he'll catch me. i'm gonna mouth off to and insult this guy who is literally beating me to a pulp. i'm gonna tell the literal ruler of the heavens to fuck off and die. i'm gonna summon every spirit i have all at once just to flex. i'm gonna learn an ancient demonic language on the spot by connecting patterns just so i can save my best friend. i'm gonna defeat the most powerful being in the world using the power of motion sickness. like girl can you just chill for five minutes or

What am I supposed to do with my life after reading The Raven Cycle, All For the Game, and Six of Crows on a continuous loop. I have nothing left to read, send help

The answer apparently is to become all consumed by Brandon Sanderson’s Cosmere

thinking about noah czerny and how him slipping quietly from time is the most heartbreaking thing I've ever read. he was a raven boy!! he was part of the group!! there's an empty space in his bedroom at monmouth and where he should be in their memories!! being forgotten is the most terrifying thing I can comprehend but also deeply and horribly sad send tweet

henry when gansey falls into a coma from ley line breaking: this is going to ruin the tour

I think pierced ears and earrings are cool and all, but I’m not a fan of wearing earrings all the time because they allow the evil god of change and war and destruction to influence your thoughts emotions and actions and prevent the god of safety and peace and preservation from helping you and giving you extra superpowers and letting you share references to your favorite book series.

neil’s insistence on hiding his scars for as long as possible bc he knows it’s not normal and the foxes Will stare and ask questions vs jean just stripping in front of the trojans bc he expects his teammates to ignore his abuse since it isn’t their business... neil flinching from wymack's loud voice bc he doesnt trust men old enough to be his father vs jean holding his racquet out for rhemann to hit him after "failing" to do what he said he would do because he expects to be beaten to a pulp by his superiors and because "contrition, coach"... it makes me sick!!! i need to wrap them up in a warm blanket forever

neil’s insistence on hiding his scars for as long as possible bc he knows it’s not normal and the foxes Will stare and ask questions vs jean just stripping in front of the trojans bc he expects his teammates to ignore his abuse since it isn’t their business... neil flinching from wymack's loud voice bc he doesnt trust men old enough to be his father vs jean holding his racquet out for rhemann to hit him after "failing" to do what he said he would do because he expects to be beaten to a pulp by his superiors and because "contrition, coach"... it makes me sick!!! i need to wrap them up in a warm blanket forever

Nothing could've prepared me for the man Jeremy is, okay? NOTHING, with his fucking yoyo and his cardboard dog and beginner to ceramics class. Okay. No warning would've worked