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i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

sashimi rolling, they hating

guy who forgot the phrase 'pissed off' getting angry at someone: now you've REALLY sucked me off

there's only ten bloggers. No one knows where the notes keep coming from

im MIND PREGNANT with DARK CONCEPTS

i wad in the mario movie but nobody saw me because im good at hiding 🤭

*monotone* I have to go drink poison now.

you have a headache because you have powers

*feigns ignorance for a wee laugh*

Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with

for sure the balls

Your conjecture is baseless. Let’s see what the science says.

It said balls

*caresses your cheek* your favourite pokemon is scyther.

*maintains a serene expression whilst a thin vein becomes visible across my forehead*

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

Kneads you until you are naught but a fine paste

oh my chuckle? well i just ate a giggleberry you see