A Half Smile For A Half Joke

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

for whenever I fuck up

Absolute shenanigans

this is the best video on this whole website

*begrudgingly reblogs while grumbling* this is exactly my aesthetic

That last one is FRISKY. I literally leaned back a little. BOTH HANDS? And that gentle glide over the top before the clasp? -fans self-

How dare you put this kinky hand holding on my dash? That little grope at the end was TOO MUCH

i seriously fainted at that last one. where are your gloves people! is this pornhub?

Pink ain’t come to play wit you hoes!

This is also an excellent example of providing breed-adequate enrichment, because Border Collies are herding dogs. They were bred to run a lot and do multiple quick and sharp turns, so if you can’t provide your collie with an actual herd of animals to… well… herd, an obstacle course like this is a great alternative. That dog is having the time of her life.

the only sport I care about is good girls doing a good job

What a beautiful dog doing a wonderful job. Good job, pupper!

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E

OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL

Happy 8-year anniversary to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade that got Rickrolled

This legendary event happened 10 years ago now!