Rip

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

*bends over seductively and picks up a toad*

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

Sorry I only fuck nerds, weirdos and perverts.