blood of the dragon

Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

Twin Peaks (1990)

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

fuck spotify forreal for taking away the little heart icon... i dont want to add songs to my creepy ass collection i want to like them i want to love them

Hence the invention of the Porch

using tumblr while youre having a mental breakdown

look! someone got hit in the boingloings

hit in the boingloings

boingloings

boingloings

someone got hit in them.