words like a lullaby

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

x

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

Breaking the family curse (being the first to get a diagnosis)

You absolutely need to turn the sound on. This does not sound how you think it sounds.

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whenever rich people are good at something i dont care. yeah anyone would be that good with those resources. if you weren't, that would just be pathetic.

I see a very elegant lady in an interesting black and white outfit, fuchsia belt, looking at the aquarium

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

I am fucking dying

UNMUTE IT  P L E A S E

Genuinely one of the best impressions I’ve ever heard, lmao. Fucking class.