The World Is Quiet Here

“We Snickets take care of our own.”

Then why did they all die

admittedly they’re not great at this

reblog if you are also accommodating, basic, calm, darling, emblematic, frisky, grinning, human, innocent, jumping, kept, limited, meek, nap-loving, official, pretty, quarantined, recent, scheduled, tidy, understandable, victorious, wholesome, xylophone, young AND zippered every morning, every afternoon, every night and all day long

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

So were you at Claire’s when you heard the news, or did they die at Claire’s?

Guess what day it is

the sickest burn in asoue is when lemony says mr poe is well meaning but so is a jar of mustard and the mustard would do a better job of taking care of the baudelaires…. get dragged

What’s the tea, Moxie?

writing children’s books must be absolutely whack. Lemony Snicket can just say “Mr Poe sent the Baudelaires to live in a lumbermill” and 6 year old me is just like, “yeah, okay, that sounds legit”

some of you have never had a count repeatedly try to steal your fortune in increasingly ridiculous disguises and it shows