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i just found out something incredible about the production process of netflix asoue. these images really speak for themselves

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the absolute worst thing i learned from tihoso is that detective dupin was inspired by the cheetos cheetah

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@kitsnicketts i can’t make these things up!!

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lake lachrymose 💧

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all the wrong questions #2 | lemony snicket

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the Netflix ASOUE series is really interesting bc the books were originally marketed as childrens’ books but as children’s books that REALLY didnt want to be children’s books, largely due to Handler (Snicket) not even wanting to write children’s books in the first place and deciding that if he had to write children’s books, he was gonna fuck with the whole damn genre (and that’s why there’s the common theme of ‘look away’ as if to say ‘these books really, really arent what you’re expecting’) and thats a big reason why it took off so much among children; it was basically taking them to the side and saying, “look, we both know children’s media is godawful. im not gonna do any of the stuff that children’s authors usually do, but you can read the books if you want to. dont say i didnt warn you though.”

like daniel handler literally went to schools as himself and told the kids that ‘lemony snicket’ couldnt make it and would often go on rants about how life is disappointing. partially because he didnt wanna play a character but also because he knew the kids would see right through it every time and they did. “they’re in school, they’re used to being lied to,” he said.

and now that those kids have grown up and bought Netflix accounts, the inside jokes are still going; every time Snicket tells you to stop watching, you just smile and think “oh, come on, i know how this goes.”

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you know what day it is

Just realized the q of the snow scout alphabet pledge could very well be true now

#they ARE quarantined #yes i know the snow scout pledge #i lowkey memorized it in middle school #and i think i remember most of it still today #asoue #snow scouts #alphabet pledge #snow scout alphabet pledge #quarantined

plentyghosts

Bitches see a vaguely mysterious and vintage aesthetic and go 'vfd vibes'. Its me. Im bitches.

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kitsnicket

Oh sure the phantom can murder people at the opera but when I do it I’m “ruining friendships” and “potentially causing a schism”

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Who would be Kit Snicket’s favorite brother? Why?

This ask is hard to answer because I think her relationship is just different with Jacques vs Lemony. In canon we don’t get many interactions between J and K so canon wise I can’t definitively say she disliked him. It’s my personal headcanon that they had a tumultuous relationship but that headcanon is just based on how I interpret certain passages. K seems to act more like a mother towards L— the hand-on-cheek tidbit, Lemony going to her for advice(not physically but imaging hes talking to her), Lemony wanting to scream for her when he was in trouble....

TLDR; I wouldn’t say Kit has a favorite, just different relationships. J is her equal while L is someone to parent and protect

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Whenever I scroll through people’s pages because I enjoy their posts, I always hesitate to like stuff because it feels like I’m stalking them, but is that a thing? I don’t think that’s actually what they’ll think so then I give them like spam and then I’m scared they’re gonna block me...

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Kit: [taps her fingers on the side of the table]

Jacques: [taps his fingers back]

Jacquelyn: what.. are they doing.....

Lemony: morse code. Theyre arguing but giving each other the silent treatment at the same time.

Kit: -.-- --- ..- -.-. .- -. - . ...- . -. .- -.. -- .. - -.-- --- ..- .-. . .. -. .-.. --- ...- . .-- .. - .... .-.. .- .-. .-. -.-- ... --- ... .... ..- - ..- .--.

Jacques, slamming his hand on the table: YOU SHUT UP!

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vfd but this is the only thing in the disguise kit

random-woooo

So I’m not good at art or editing or anything but I am good at making people cry (whether that’s good or bad) so for the sake of your hashtag:

Disclaimer: the quality (of the photos, editing, really everything going on here) is pretty bad, but hey I tried.

asoue-woooo

Wait looking back on this why didn’t anyone like it? I still find it hilarious, but I often find unfunny things funny, especially myself.

#asoue

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anyone who places olaf in an “uwu innocent boi!!1! mwust bwe protected :3″ position is legally obligated to be smitten by the hand of god herself

HELLO????

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yo dude what the FUCK

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that was kit snicket herself

kitsnicket

Please stop dragging my Queen it was one time

firestarter-olaf

even royalty can be subject to the guillotine

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This post is a MESS this is now a post about Mario

Mario :)

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barb-baudelaire

So? I am too he ain’t special.

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What is it about poetry that makes me go a little feral everytime I read it

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kit and bertrand dueting in a incredibly out of tune style at snicket karaokes

I love so many things about this but mostly 1) kit and Bertrand singing horribly 2) the Snickets having a weekly karaoke night.

Also they definitely sing don’t stop believin

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