Lachomelette

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror

I have a vision (!nonplurb Lalo Salamanca x Manousos Oviedo crackship fic)

I can never like anything in a normal healthy way, it always has to consume my whole life

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

pissing myself manousos it’s up to YOU and you alone to save the world i’m sorry the lesbian has been compromised

if breaking bad was good (had a christmas episode) walter white would find out from saul goodman that he's on santas naughty list and tell jesse that they needed to Sneak into the North Pole and break into Santas workshop and erase his name and add it to the nice list. And jesse would be like aw cmon man you dont fuck w santa, yo, he's like all-seeing and shit. And Walt would go Listen to Me Jesse he has to be Stopped. Or Christmas is RUINED.