being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

play fighting that quickly becomes pure manhandling because of how easy it is for him to overpower you

never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.