Naughty Little Belphegor

Floral felines 💐🐈

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

YALL!! THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE!! (I don’t know how your bank account is set up, but $55 dollars in tips counts as a blessing over here!)

send me an ask to claim! payment is through paypal only.

adoptable tos can be found here; you are responsible for reading & abiding by it.

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Oh sweet he can wear crocs now

2016 was the year of bad financial decisions. So here’s my final one.

~ Give 2017 A Royal Start! ~

I am giving away this miniature tiara… times fifty.

That’s right - there will be fifty (50) winners!

It is my way of saying thank you for all of your support so far; I appreciate  each and every one of you. So to enter, just reblog this post. That’s it!

IMPORTANT:

♕ I am not affiliated with tumblr.

♕ International entries are OK!

♕ Following my blog is not mandatory but I would love it if you joined us!

♕ This giveaway begins January 1st at 12AM EST and ends January 15 at 12AM EST - so hurry!

♕ Winners, when chosen, will have 48 hours to send me a message with their mailing address - otherwise I will have to select new winners!

That’s all, folks!

All my love,

This is really cool

Aries : Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied.

Taurus : You only annoy me when you’re breathing, really.

Gemini : Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.

Cancer: Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.

Leo : Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Virgo: Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

Libra : Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?

Scorpio : Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?

Sagittarius : Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

Capricorn : There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

Aquarius: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.