hier gibts den GANZEN Tag PIZZA!! :O
so viel man will !
so oft man will !

oozey mess
Three Goblin Art
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hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
YOU ARE THE REASON

Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor

Xuebing Du

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styofa doing anything
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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hier gibts den GANZEN Tag PIZZA!! :O
so viel man will !
so oft man will !

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...aus der Kabine ;) (sehr klein, aber passt ja dann für mich)
Bärige Grüße von der Semperoper!
fehlt nur noch das Radeberger....
Jetzt in limitierter Auflage erhältlich!
THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Thats right!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

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I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
if you don’t like new zealand you’re wrong
entirely
Rough drafts from BBC Sherlock…. I laughed so hard I think i peed.

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I wish I could trust people the way he trusts science.
To be fair, most of science is far more predictable and constant than people.
"The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson
The Paradox Axe
this makes me so angry
the fact that they didn’t call it a paradaxe makes me angrier than the actual axe
Things we are supposed to have by 2015:
Hoverboards:
Holograms:
Self tying shoes:
Things we have in 2015!
HOVERBOARDS:
HOLOGRAMS:
SELF TYING SHOES:
we did it. we made all the stuff back to the future said we would and we did it on time go us!
links to cool future stuff:
hoverboard
hologram
Shoes
Marty McFly is coming.
Back to the Future in 1955, 1985, 2015 \o/
high-blogging:
while my prof was setting up for his lecture…
gold

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And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…
santa’s creed
this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute
sigh…
Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere
I’m in fucking tears
I ugly laughed