I'm planning on selling my heart

I’m sure they will! It’s pizza, after all, who doesn’t like pizza?

True.

Oh yay! I’m glad I could help you out, and I’m sure the kids will love that.

I hope so.

It’s a terrible feeling.

It really is.

Oh… Well uhm… a heart shaped pizza!

Oh, that could work.  Thank you.

Trying to hard pretty much..

Oh, I know that feeling.

Something I wrote..

Oh. About what?

" LIke I’m trying to hard…"

What's that?

Right… I would say cupcakes but that’s overdone too… Maybeee… a cake? Is that too overdone?

Cake is too complicated for children.

Oh! Well then you can make Valentine’s Day cookies.

But isn't' that a bit overdone?

Right. Valentine’s Day. Well hmmm… Oh! You can put them to paint something that reminds them of love and stuff?

I was thinking something more...edible.

SHE LOOKS SO PERFECT STANDING THERE IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR

Um...what?

Oh no! I want to because they’re so good and you deserve them for being such a lovely girl. I’m 100% positive they do.

Really, it's unnecessary. How can you be so sure?

Oh, you don’t have to be sorry! It’s okay. You just didn’t know either, I guess.

He might not have either.

Awesome! I’ll give you cinnamon rolls as a thank you. That’s good to know! I bet they are, and I’m pretty sure they love you as much as you love them.

Oh, um, you don't need to.  I hope they do.