Regression Curriculum Center

Goo-goo, ga-ga, now I will

Say how I clean up a spill.

First I catch the bowl or cup

Then I blot the wetness up.

A wet cloth clears away the sticky.

Then dry the wet: It’s span-and-spicky!

I check to see there’s not a stain

No local adult school? No problem! The Traveling Cheer Competition is coming to YOUR region for a long weekend of charming cheerleader fun! No previous skill, no particular body type, and no specific potty training is required to participate in this exhilarating program that focuses on acting eager and performing to please.

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Classes, play groups, and Sippy Scout troupes will learn ageplay-appropriate bits about natural science by playing Weather Walkers, a fun small-group game for the playground!

Littles in the class are split into small groups of 3-6. From each group, one Weather Walker is selected.

Then, each group is assigned a type of weather, and a five-minute timer is set. Before the timer goes off, each group must make their Walker look like they've been for a walk in that Weather!

For instance, a group assigned to represent "rain" might need to find a way to get their Walker wet through. A group assigned to be "wind" might put leaves in their Walker's hair, toss their clothes about, and chafe their little face.

Once the timer goes off, all Walkers must line up, and the whole group identifies which Weather each Walker experienced in unison.

The creative element of this game makes it especially suitable for play-dates held in dog parks, as pet-regressed "siblings" can wait while the people littles think, then run along barking happily, fetch useful items in their mouths, etc.

This activity trains cooperative play, creative obedience, timer sensitivity, and understanding of outdoor dangers.

Collect 5 things that you ought to like but don’t. Then choose 3 of these things to do with them.

Draw a smiley face on your private parts with a marker. Press each thing against your smiley baby bits.

Rub your baby parts gently with each thing for 1 minute each. Give each thing a soft kiss of thanks!

Dip each thing in ketchup and use it to draw a smile on your face. Then lick away the smile and repeat with the next thing.

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Lollipops and Teddy’s claws,

Spoons and peppermints and straws,

Ice cream cones and Mummy’s cuck,

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Don’t wanna sleep in a bed with bars,

Don’t wanna play with wooden cars,

Don’t wanna wear these overalls,

But Mommy says I hafta!

Don’t wanna collar ‘round my neck,

Don’t wanna change or a diaper check,

Don’t wanna play with dressy dolls,

But Mommy says I hafta!

Don’t wanna hump my teddy bear,

Don’t wanna ribbon in my hair,

Don’t wanna come when Mommy calls,

What are some things that are square?

Write down 3 things you can see in the room that are square, 3 square things you could eat, and 3 square things you could play with.

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