farming insight points at a walgreens

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

a lot of people that want to own parrots actually want to own a pigeon but dont know it yet

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

I love this newscaster. He not only does his job well, but things like this come up and it just makes him even cooler. And I also would have been distracted by the nice rooster and his girl.

wizard101 characters be like ohh?? u need to ask ME a question to help you SAVE THE WORLD? well i cant do JACK FUCKING SHIT without my special THINKING SOUP. when the shadow soldiers ransacked my home they stole nothing but my SOUP INGREDIENTS. go fight the entire fucking legion on the off chance they kept my fucking soup ingrendients on them

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything