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Op didn't stop on the part where they are also a love interest

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

what the dog doin

A mind controlling villain just dropped dead when they tried to controll you. As it turns out, you're basically a psychic landmine.

Inquisitive fellow looking to give leftist cunnilingus

yue shouldve lived and became the next chief of the NWT and then she and suki shouldve kissed. this is the atla the woke left wants

thinking about developing a social skill soon

it’s definitely symptomatic of a larger cultural issue but it’s also personally annoying that there’s very little exercise content that’s not tied up with appearance goals or something. like what if i just want to move my body consistently and be generally healthier

i don’t WANT to be skinner or more visibly muscular I don’t CARE about what’s optimal for muscle growth I don’t CARE. is it not enough to have fun. can a girl not go to the gym bcs she has adhd and the energy boost is the only thing that allows her to deal with Laundry Chair

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*