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Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

That’s one way to play with a tennis ball…i guess

lmaooooo what the fuck!!

dog is like “i’ve been doing it wrong my whole life”

They do this when trapping prey they will lay on top of it sometimes so it doesn’t move, but somehow this cat hit a 404 Error

turn the jets on for him !!!

yeah let him have some bubbles

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

How is this website free

It isn’t free. I pay dearly for every post

I pay dearly for every post.

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