Let’s Go Chrome Dome!

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

not to be Manic but ive officially decided to stop being depressed and go back to chaotic and hot.

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job

when the times get rough and I lose sight of the goal i just. reread “the orange” by wendy cope again & remember. that’s where I’m going folks. sooner or later, whatever it takes.

high fantasy except. in exclusively shitty settings

a wizard stumbles up to you on the sidewalk outside 7/11 and gives you an epic quest