Send Good Energy

in my world we will replace skyscrapers with enormous piles of giant pacific octopuses of equal height

to prevent them from drowning we will flood the land a mile high

this is a good idea

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

Reblog if you have met the librarian

John green needs to come back to tumblr now

any day now.

unrestrained autumn fun

The real horseshoe theory.

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

Oh Shit it’s The Skunch

so was anybody gonna talk about the new ecology paper proposing Ethiopian wolves as potential pollinators of native nectar-rich flower inflorescences positioned on stalks conveniently within wolf enjoying height AND that it includes photos of said wolves doing said unconfirmed alleged pollination (delightful) AND that it has observational evidence suggesting some wolves do like 1 flower and are done and other wolves just get really into it and spend upwards of an hour going between 20 and 30 flowers for up to 4-5 minutes per cluster just utterly going at it, lost in the nectar sauce? because I cannot BELIEVE I haven’t seen something on this webbed site about it yet. it just has everything this site enjoys

my scapegoat is eating your straw man

wait hang on...the scapegoat isn't eating....they're...oh...i shan't say....

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast