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i love having secrets for no reason that arent scandalous or sensitive…like going to cvs but refusing to tell anyone at all abt it bc i decide that information is just for me bc i feel like it

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed

This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have

Hello I would like to be kissed on my stupid lips please

sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

Boy: Hey! Me: (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition

next time can you just come kill me in person it would be kinder

Where the fuck is that person, just asking

It's 4/20/20 but at what cost

moms be like dress feminine for this special occasion or i will fucking kill you

Military folks are the healthiest, unhealthy people out there. They’ll show up to formations after a long night of drinking, smoke then go on a 5 mile motto run.

do not come into my house and disrespect steve buscemi

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

who has a car i will pay u $10 to run me over